The other day Connor woke up with a lot on his mind, specifically the state of our government. Not really, but he had lots of questions about how one gets to be President of this great country. He asked me lots of questions ranging from my thoughts on George Washington to the voting process. It was kind of exhausting.
Keeping in mind that he is still only five, I tried to sum up the basics of the electoral process as best I could, knowing though, that if I dumbed it down too much, he could very easily call me out on it and I would end up looking stupid. I skimmed over the electoral college, because let's face it, even as an adult that still kind of confuses me, and frankly, he is about two episodes of The Daily Show away from being politically smarter than either one of his parents, so I just can't chance it. He was fascinated by the process of voting. After I explained how it works, he sat for a few minutes quietly processing. I have learned after a few years of conversations with my oddly bright child that during this quiet time I have to go against my natural instinct to fill the silence with more words and just let him do his thing. After thinking it through he said, "So let me get this straight, to vote you go to a place like the library and then you go in a room and pick who you want to be president. Then you come out and yell, 'I choose Connor! I want Connor Hill!'" Then all the spectators would clap.
Okay........ so not exactly. And somewhere along the way our conversation veered from how does "one" become president to how does "Connor" become president. He had obviously put more consideration into this than I had originally thought. I told him there were a lot more specifics to the process than I had told him originally but he had the general idea. I asked him what kind of president he thought he wanted to be and he said, "Well, kind of like George Washington but a lot better." Well that is a start, I guess. He told me that he has some big plans for his presidency such as helping people not just get jobs but get jobs that they like. Then he is going to make sure that all kids get to go to schools (a sad fact that bothers him endlessly) and he hopes that they get teachers like his mommy so that everyone will love school as much as he does. That really melted this mother of the fake president's heart. He also wants everyone to like the color red and get to wear whatever they want to school. That feels a little left wing to me :) Then he told me the thing he was most excited about was giving speeches.
Ah, the speeches.
Thanks to a particular moment on the morning announcements at school, he has decided that he would like to devote a large portion of his life to speech giving. The topics vary. We have heard orations on everything from the importance of always trying your best to the most efficient way to double knot shoe laces. His target audience is always his brother, who honestly does not have the patience to listen to Connor expound on the eternal debate of white milk (Good for your bones and not very much sugar) and chocolate milk (A lot more sugar but makes your stomach so happy). Having Hud as the audience is probably good practice for a future political career since it is forcing Connor to get used to heckling.
He went to his room to think some more about his presidency. I took the opportunity to pray that my child will eventually choose a less smarmy career. A little while later he came down with his latest list of plans. He had some words he wanted me to translate into Spanish because he will apparently be running on some sort of bilingual platform. Then he also told me that Hudson needed to get dressed up (preferably in a vest) because he was going to be his helper. It was going to be Hudson's job to hold his papers while he gave speeches and play the music. His campaign song? "Life is a Highway." I mean, really, what else could it be?
Later on when Dad got home we were retelling the events of the day and filling him in on the plan. He listened to it all and then looked at me and said, "Good grief Melissa, this must be what the Kennedys felt like. Let's give Jack and Bobby a bath and then we'll watch the Rangers."
I wonder if Rose Kennedy understood the electoral college. Probably.
Ah, the speeches.
Thanks to a particular moment on the morning announcements at school, he has decided that he would like to devote a large portion of his life to speech giving. The topics vary. We have heard orations on everything from the importance of always trying your best to the most efficient way to double knot shoe laces. His target audience is always his brother, who honestly does not have the patience to listen to Connor expound on the eternal debate of white milk (Good for your bones and not very much sugar) and chocolate milk (A lot more sugar but makes your stomach so happy). Having Hud as the audience is probably good practice for a future political career since it is forcing Connor to get used to heckling.
He went to his room to think some more about his presidency. I took the opportunity to pray that my child will eventually choose a less smarmy career. A little while later he came down with his latest list of plans. He had some words he wanted me to translate into Spanish because he will apparently be running on some sort of bilingual platform. Then he also told me that Hudson needed to get dressed up (preferably in a vest) because he was going to be his helper. It was going to be Hudson's job to hold his papers while he gave speeches and play the music. His campaign song? "Life is a Highway." I mean, really, what else could it be?
Later on when Dad got home we were retelling the events of the day and filling him in on the plan. He listened to it all and then looked at me and said, "Good grief Melissa, this must be what the Kennedys felt like. Let's give Jack and Bobby a bath and then we'll watch the Rangers."
I wonder if Rose Kennedy understood the electoral college. Probably.
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